Joke: The One

Posted on Aug 22 in Cute/Interestingby ApplePrint

Received this joke in my inbox and thought of sharing with all of you here.

THE ONE

I have one

You have one

Your mother uses your father’s one

And your auntie uses your uncle’s one

A married lady would acquire one

But a divorced lady would lose her one

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one

Madonna doesn’t have one

The Chinese usually have short ones

While the Indian usually have long ones

Do you have one?

How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred one?

what you are thinking of?

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Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!

but I like the way you think ………

2 Comments

• Orange says:

  August 22, 2007 at 4:23 pm

  Lol you really got me. KEKE

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• Apple says:

  August 23, 2007 at 6:23 am

  hehe…I was tricked too~~

  Reply

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